I don’t know. It’s one of those things where you go into an internet black hole, from this blog to that blog and then you come out on the other side into this magical dreamland. I’m just super into Tiny Fuppets now. It is what it is.
U GUYS R RUINING MY GOOD VIBEZ STOP BEIN SO CLOTHES MINDED
Is this Downton Abbey? I haven’t seen it yet.
And finally, the piece of resistance: the dip! A New York and New England themed dip with alternating layers of regional delicacies. It's a layer of Manhattan clam chowder, a layer of New England clam chowder, a layer of $12 soft pretzels, a stupid amount of Vermont maple syrup, half a street knish, two live lobsters that DO NOT get along, a pigeon that is too fat to fly, a six-pack of Sam Adams and a paper plate from a pizzeria that still has a little bit of cheese on it. All stuffed into... A clear toilet bowl!" →
“And don’t worry, Murray. If your grill is outta gas, just cook ‘em over your shirt flames.”
When I say “Kate Carraway” you say “Gets it!”
“Kate Carraway” “Gets it!” “Kate Carraway” “Gets it!”
Fucking disgusting. Never do this. Never.
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
“OH. MY. GOD. BECKY. LOOK. AT. HIS. QUOTE.”
Have you guys watched the new Showtime show House of Lies, starring a double bill of my boyfriends Don Cheadle and Ben Schwartz. It’s about the sexy, exciting, high-stakes world of management consulting and oh man, WHAT!?! Do you guys know any management consultants? I do, and they sir, are no Don Cheadle. Now I know how doctors feel when I’m all, “so how much is your job like House? 100% or just a lot? How many McSteamys do you work with?”
So, oof! This show. It’s just like, these guys don’t need the ego boost of having their own show. We don’t need Mckinsey bros at the bar using this to help them run game. “Hey girl, you seen House of Lies? Yeah it’s kinda like that, whatever, I have a ton of frequent flier miles. Jager bombs?” Did that scene feel almost TOO familiar?
Anywho, to answer your question, of course I’m going to continue to watch it. I would watch Don Cheadle management consult the phone book.
How can we build a reality show around this? Or how can we build a Christopher Guest movie around this? Let’s brainstorm! Babies to your corners! UNLEASH!