BATTLE FOR RESPECT. BATTLE FOR FRIENDSHIP. BATTLE FOR HONOR. BATTLE FOR ORANGE SLICES AND CAPRI SUNS AFTER THE BATTLE.
This ain’t a battle. This is war.
Hey guys. Did you know NY Fashion Week just ended? I don’t care! I have maple syrup on my jeans! Just kidding I care so much. But what I’m going to care about in words to you guys is this: Do you guys know Michael Bastian? He is a menswear designer and the guy in the above picture and he won the CFDA Award for Menswear (not that we understand what that is, really) and oh man is he not just a kind of beautiful guy in that East Coast-A Separate Peace-Prep School way that doesn’t actually exist? He definitely played lacrosse. His Wikipedia article says he’s from upstate New York near Lake Ontario. Do you think he’s from Oswego, where I’m from? I bet NOT. I bet he sails. I’m pretty into his whole deal. Fashion!
I don’t know. It’s one of those things where you go into an internet black hole, from this blog to that blog and then you come out on the other side into this magical dreamland. I’m just super into Tiny Fuppets now. It is what it is.
U GUYS R RUINING MY GOOD VIBEZ STOP BEIN SO CLOTHES MINDED
Is this Downton Abbey? I haven’t seen it yet.
And finally, the piece of resistance: the dip! A New York and New England themed dip with alternating layers of regional delicacies. It's a layer of Manhattan clam chowder, a layer of New England clam chowder, a layer of $12 soft pretzels, a stupid amount of Vermont maple syrup, half a street knish, two live lobsters that DO NOT get along, a pigeon that is too fat to fly, a six-pack of Sam Adams and a paper plate from a pizzeria that still has a little bit of cheese on it. All stuffed into... A clear toilet bowl!" →
"And don’t worry, Murray. If your grill is outta gas, just cook ‘em over your shirt flames."
When I say “Kate Carraway” you say “Gets it!”
"Kate Carraway" "Gets it!" "Kate Carraway" "Gets it!"
Fucking disgusting. Never do this. Never.
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
"OH. MY. GOD. BECKY. LOOK. AT. HIS. QUOTE."
Have you guys watched the new Showtime show House of Lies, starring a double bill of my boyfriends Don Cheadle and Ben Schwartz. It’s about the sexy, exciting, high-stakes world of management consulting and oh man, WHAT!?! Do you guys know any management consultants? They sir, are no Don Cheadles. Now I know how doctors feel when I ask, “so how much is your job like House? 100% or just a lot? With how many McSteamies do you work, approximately?”
So, oof! This show. It’s just…. These guys don’t need the ego boost of having their own show. We don’t need Mckinsey bros at the bar using this to help them run game. “Hey girl, you seen House of Lies? Yeah it’s kinda like that, whatever, I have a ton of frequent flier miles. Jager bombs?”
Did that scene feel almost TOO familiar?
Anywho, to answer your question, of course I’m going to continue to watch it. I would watch Don Cheadle management consult the phone book.